May 28

High School graduate Azia Kim managed to eat, sleep, and basically live the life of a normal college student at Stanford University for the last 8 months. The problem? SHE WASN’T EVEN A STUDENT! Somehow this girl outsmarted the entire university by sneaking in through windows to sleep at night, sneaking into dining halls to eat, and keeping up with classes she wasn’t even enrolled in to appear a hard working student. Apparently it’s not yet known why she did what she did, but I have to say, it’s scary. After what happened at Virginia Tech, how can one live on a campus for 8 months without being noticed. This brings up the question as to how many other people are out there doing the same thing. It’s like a whole new version of Wedding Crashers. Go to a university to live for a few months, leach off of everything there, silently move out, and move on to another.

Anyway, the Indy 500 turned out to be a disappointment. With Marco Andretti in 2nd place when the race was suspended for the first time, I had hope that he may walk out with a victory. I guess after his crash later on in the race he should be happy to walk out at all.

Stanley Cup Finals start tonight. I’d love to be watching it but it’s not televised here. Gotta love that. Either the Ottawa Senators or the Anaheim Ducks will win their first Stanley Cup in franchise history. It should be a great series. Did I mention I would love to watch it?

The Jazz/Spurs series continues tonight with the Jazz looking to even up the series 2-2. I don’t think they have a chance to win the series so I doubt that I’ll even watch.

Johns Hopkins defeated Duke to win the D-I Lacrosse Championship today. Very disappointing. I’m a fan of Johns Hopkins though so if anyone had to beat Duke, I’m glad it was them. Plus, with all of the drama Duke has had to deal with in the last year, you become forced to respect what they’ve accomplished this season.

I think it’s time to stop procrastinating and finish up my paper for Astronomy.