In what has to be one of the funniest lawsuits of all time, South Carolina prison inmate Jonathan Lee Riches is suing Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick for $63,000,000,000. Yes, that’s $63 BILLION. Riches, serving time after being convicted of wire fraud, claims that Vick stole two of his pitbulls from Holiday, Florida in order to use them as part of his dogfighting contests. Not only did Vick allegedly steal the dogs, but later sold them on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.” He would reportedly need these missiles after pledging allegiance to Al Qaeda in February. Do prison inmates really have this much time on their hands? The handwritten lawsuit can be read by clicking here. I definitely recommend checking it out. You won’t regret it.

In this day and age, just about everyone has used the internet for health information. But how many truly rely on it as the go-to resource? Ask.com recently released their survey showing that out of 3,000 online adults polled, 70 percent use the internet as their main source of health information. 72 percent still consult their doctor first. Many big names online are jumping on the health bandwagon by starting up their own health sections. AOL has launched AOL Body, a new health site with Healthline networks. Ask.com themselves have also partnered up with Healthline. Google reportedly has a health site of its own on the way that has been code-named “Weaver.” With increased health information available, many who cannot afford (or simply don’t want to) make a trip to the doctor may find out what they need and save money doing so.